THE SPROTOVIAN MAN

Ayyo people of firenze, its ya boi Da Vinci, Leonardo. I've finally built this cool machine thingy, intended to be my jacking room that spin at high velocity. Works the same as jacking off on crack but you can never tell when your plug gon get busted. dude been sus af lately. back to the machine, bro it spun so fast the moment i got out, i was somewhere else. theres this blue hedghog lookin mf, man he fast. Another guy look pretty much like me when i was 10, flailing this thin lookin black veiny dildo and shit started flyin.

that wasnt even the weidest thing.- there was this negrone wearing all suits and shit lookin like feds said hes ex president or something burgernation. thought i was high as balls but turned out i traveled to the future. everybody were like free spirited post human and they call themselves sprotos. no shit. they found the hidden power ive been looking to harness from egregore. everybody fast and kept talking about the thickest ticker. Ticker: $Bitcoin or some use a longer name HarryPotterObamaSonic10inu. idk man shit was schizo af also laughed my as of al the time there. One of this dude outta nowhere jumped and farted on my face and sent me back in time. all i have as a proof is this stupid ass pinkeye like beeple. I better go get some tickets rn they say it wards of these ninja farts. this diagram is how i remember their look. schizo i know but also these niggas real af.

def going back.