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747: Infinity Zorb; the long prophesied zorb that will save us all

As we all know, the technology for the 747 aircraft was provided to humanity by extra-terrestrials from a distant galaxy. The technology was empowered by the Infinity Zorb, which has long been predicted to save the world. Early hieroglyphics reference the Infinity Zorb and it's higher world capabilities. Many speculate that the original "Philosopher's Stone" was actually the Infinity Zorb. Famously referenced in Avengers: Infinity War, the Infinity Zorb was fragmented into 6 individual stones, as initial focus group audiences didn't believe such a powerful Zorb could exist. Following Ronald Reagan's untimely death at the helm of Apollo 747, the Infinity Zorb was kept for years in a government-controlled underground vault, until Tupac Shakur famously acquired the stone. Shortly after this, Tupac was assassinated by Boeing, and the Zorb disappeared for many years. As we all know, the Cuban Missile Crisis was initially sparked by Fidel Castro's obsession with the Infinity Zorb, and his zealous plot to wield the power of the Zorb. With recent extra-terrestrial disclosure, the Infinity Zorb has returned to the public eye, and now is our chance to utilize its powers. As we always say, to Infinity, and Be Zorb!!!