Very Internet Printout: Wild Web

i am a very internet person and while everyone is in their walled gardens praying please please please to the algorithm to bless their starving souls with a single morsel of predigested content, i am out in the wild web looking under rocks that haven't been disturbed since the beginning of time and finding a silly little family of bugs living under that shit. they're so relaxed like they don't even care about the algorithm! can u believe it? oh that pile of sticks arranged to spell out ily over there? yes i made that and absolutely nobody could stop me !!!