Unbalanced Mate

GOOD NIGHT MY INFIDELS!!! It's been a long time, huh? But here I am again. Your host, Pachaca.
We are LIVE from Pom's RRRRRADIOBOX through the 99.7 FM. We started the show exactly at 7 am. It's now 9:37 pm here in Argentina and I'm so energized, why? You'd be asking. Well, it's easy, I'm drinking the BRAND NEW "Unbalanced Mate" by our Lord and Savior POMELO. YES. He did it again. he does not fail this time. He NEVER did. Trust me, please.
This product gives you TONS AND TONS AND MILLIONS OF PROTONS AND NEUTRONS AND ATOMS OF ENERGY. It makes you produce adenosine triphosphate like CRAZY. You will never lack energy through the day.
Maybe, or at least in my experience, you may feel with a little bit of a hangover in the next day. And you should not drink mate again when you just wake up. Just drink a lot of water, like 2 or 5 liters of water and then yes, resume your mate ingestion.
It comes with a yerba "Pomelerba", highest quality in the market. It comes with a mate, made by Pomelo himself, and the MATE BULB is carved by Pomelo HIMSELF. WHAT THE FUCK GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
Sorry, people. Those human shaped lizards are getting inside the studio again.
FUCKING POMELO NEXT TIME, CREATE A SHOTGUN. AN ANTI HUMAN SHAPED LIZERDS SHOTGUN. YOU FUCKER.
Bye people. Take care of yourselves, those motherfuckers are everywhere. FUCKING BEWARE.