1) Hydrogen

1 H Hydrogen 1.00797
Blass
Cheers!

**** Glasses CLINK Together.

Martin
Cheers! I love Martinis.

Blass
Bro, it suits you. Your name is Martin and you are teeny.

Martin
Amen to that, brother!

****Police Siren is heard.

Blass
Oh no, the cops. Quick, Hydrogen!

Cop
Too late fellas. I already saw the martinis. DUIs for olive you.

Blass
But officer I wasn’t driving!

Cop
I said, shut your damn vermouth!

END