Gimme Proof

                               Gimme Proof
                        (Picklehart Liverthief)

Hey people, the people, the people of the coin—
I'm feelin' current with the currency, goin' talk about systems: Who's the boss that gets wit' dem?
Wit' bits, and you feel me? You FIL me, wit da Bitconeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeect.
Talk to me now, if you AMT, if you HAMT, if you ham on whole wheat for the knowledge that's
ZEROOOOOOOOO. Nothing, nil, nada, nor zilch — residual randomness spat toxic waste. I'll trust your setup,
Like I trusted your mama — jokes, people, do your best to take 'em, says Pickleheart Liverthief. I like to make 'em.
I like my curves like my workout machines: Elliptical, hawk my products whose factors, impractical, might not be post-quantum,
But whoever is gettin' 'em's glad that they got 'em. They call me SNARK Vader, but I ain't no Sith. My homie Dig-Diggory fell off a cliff,
And free-fallin' spec'ed a cryptic calculation – not a MAY, not a SHOULD, not a MIGHT, but a MUST.
Homie reached terminal FIL-osophy: "Rewrite it in Rust!"

Mmmm. Gimme SNARK. Gimme proof. Gimme FIL. I expect consensus and nothing less, will work for tip-sets!
But you try to grind, try to DOS my chain, well then fork you, let me explain.

The Coin is the File, and the File is the Coin. It's a transubstantiation racket, a cryptoeconomic packet, it's a
Virtuous, virtual, state machine, replicated and proven to be obscene in several geo-political jurisdictions,
X-in' out engineers like historical fictions. We call it wartime, and it ain't no joke. It's a mountain of thermal paste, billowing smoke.
It's a problem hard, and indiscreet, it's a logjam of bad RAM, and it's depth-robust. Picture a puzzle then "Rewrite it in Rust!"

"I'm really worried—",
"Hi, Worried, I'm Dad."
"I broke the proofs,"
"Well… that makes me sad."
"But I might have a plan, To make it all right."
"I think you you just asked me to stay up all night."

Mmmm. Gimme SNARK. Gimme proof. Gimme FIL. I expect consensus and nothing less, will work for tip-sets!
But you try to grind, try to DOS my chain, well then fork you, let me explain.